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Snakes on a Plane

I just finished watching Snakes on a Plane. It had both Samuel L. Jackson and Snakes on a Plane as promised, so that’s an instant 10/10 right there 😉

***Minor spoilers below***

Seriously though, the main reason that movie was unrealistic wasn’t the amount of snakes, but rather the amount of *WEAPONS* on that plane, although that might have been intended. Let’s see: they find a gun, a harpoon, a mini-flamethrower, a hunting knife and lots of sporks. Sporks are deadly things, apparently. But, yeah, I don’t know about you guys, but since 11/9 -01 (no, I won’t use the American system for dates), airport security is a tiny bit more tight than it was in this movie, especially considering the amount of VIPs on that plane ;o

But, I’ve had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane now, so I’m going to sleep.

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  1. August 31, 2006 at 07:25

    well the gun was the fbi guys gun and I think US marshalls are allowed them.
    The harpoon was in the cargo hold so yeh.
    The Flamethrower was fly spray with a lighter (that one is wtf hax)
    And Wtf Spork Hax

  2. janey
    August 31, 2006 at 13:27

    aaahhhh!!! snakes!!!!1

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